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Top 20 Engineers Terminologies |
 A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still clueless.
EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM -
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION -
We know who to blame.
MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH -
It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED -
We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE -
The stupid thing blew up when we threw the switch.
TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING -
We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED -
The only person who understood the thing quit.
IT IS IN THE PROCESS -
It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT -
Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL -
Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING -
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION -
I can't wait to hear this junk!
SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS -
Come into my office, I'm lonely.
ALL NEW -
Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
RUGGED -
Too heavy to lift!
LIGHTWEIGHT -
Lighter than RUGGED.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT -
One finally worked.
ENERGY SAVING -
Achieved when the power switch is off.
LOW MAINTENANCE -
Impossible to fix if broken.
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