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Smartest Dog
ImageA structural engineer, an architect and a general contractor are all standing around arguing who has the smartest dog.

The architect says "Watch this. CAD, come here!" And his dog takes a pile of dog bones and makes them into a beautiful building.

The engineer then says "Oh yeah? Structure, come!" and his dog knocks down all the bones and reassembles them as a replica of the Golden Gate Bridge.

The general contractor laughs and says, "Big freakin' deal. Backhoe, come!" And with that, the general contractor's dog screws the other two dogs and takes the rest of the day off.
 
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