If you get in my way, I'll kill you! -- ideal project manager
If you get in my way, you'll kill me! -- somewhat less than ideal project manager
If I get in my way, I'll kill you! -- somewhat misguided project manager
If I get in your way, I'll kill you! -- A tough project manager
If get kill in will way I you. -- dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager
I am the way! Kill me if you can! -- messianic project manager
Get away, I'll kill us all! -- suicidal project manager
If you kill me, I'll get in your way. -- thoughtful but ineffective project manager
If I kill you I'll get in your way. -- project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. -- project manager from New York
I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. -- project manager who is about to get in big trouble.
If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? -- weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
If I kill me, you'll get your way. -- pragmatic project manager
Kill me, it's the only way. -- every project manager to date.
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