 Three women die in a car crash and meet Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.
Jesus says, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you.
To the first woman the Lord asked, "You were married to a building contractor. How many times did you cheat on your husband?" The first woman replied, "Lord, I was a good wife. I never cheated on my husband." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your husband I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation."
To the second woman the Lord asked, "You were married to a teacher. How many times did you cheat on your husband?" The second woman replied, "Lord, I cheated on my husband twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will only get a four bedroom house and a BMW."
To the third woman the Lord asked, "You married a doctor. So, how many times did you cheat on your husband?" The third woman replied, "Lord, I cheated on my husband about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation."
A couple of hours later the second and third women saw the first woman crying her eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two women asked. "You got the mansion and the limo!"
The first woman replied, "Yes, but I saw my husband a little while ago, and he was riding a skateboard!"
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