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 While carpenters were working outside the old house she had just bought, a lady busied herself with indoor cleaning.
She had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.
With dismay, the lady looked from his muddy boots to her newly scrubbed floors.
"Just a minute," she said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers."
"That's all right, lady," said the carpenter. "I'm already housetrained."
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