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 Two blondes in a pickup truck drive into a lumberyard.
One of the men walks in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asks, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The blonde says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.
He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The blonde pauses for a minute and says, "I'd better go check." After a while, the blonde returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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Construction Jokes 
