Saturday, 13 March 2010 Ah, Sweet Revenge - ContractorCity.com
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Ah, Sweet Revenge

 ImageA construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

The construction worker puts the naked man in a headlock and growls, "Come on, asshole. You and I are gonna settle this like we do on the jobsite."

He drags the man out to the garage and puts his willy in a vise, securing it tightly and removing the handle.

The construction worker then picks up a hacksaw and starts walking menacingly towards the man, a huge evil grin on his face.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to...to...cut it off, are you??!?"

With a wicked gleam in his eye, the construction worker puts the hacksaw in the man's hand. 

"Nope," he whispers softly in the man's ear. "I'm going to set the garage on fire."

 
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