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A Truckload of Penguins

ImageA truckload of penguins breaks down on the freeway on a hot summer day.

The truckdriver sees a blonde construction manager driving up in a company Suburban, so he asks the CM, "Is this car air conditioned?" The construction manager says, "Sure is".

So the truckdriver says "I'll give you $100 to take these penguins to the zoo."

Off goes the CM and the penguins. About three hours later, the CM comes back with the car-load of penguins all wearing 3-D glasses.

The truckdriver looks at the penguins in disbelief and yells, "I gave you $100 to take those penguins to the zoo!!!"

The CM replies, "I did. But we had money left over so we went to a movie, too."

 
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